Confessions of a Justified Sinner

Here's the thing...I kinda want a slave. Now before people get angry with me and call me a racist, I need to tell you that there is not a bigoted bone in my body. I do not want a slave that is a different race, I want to do it like the Romans did. I want to take over another territory and capture the opposing army as slaves, and then, after a time, offer them the opportunity to become citizens in the land of Todd. I think I would be a good slave master, I really just want somebody to do my laundry and do the dishes. That's it. I think that then we could go on to form our country and have free run of the place. No taxes and fun is mandatory... yeah that's it. I don't really have anywhere to go with this, so I'll end by saying Rome lasted for 500 years give or take, and My little country has only been in existance for 30.