Confessions of a Justified Sinner

I'm sorry to let you all down, but I am madly in love with my wife and as such will not betray her for all of Solomon's gold. Let me Talk about Valentines though. First of all I am now working two jobs, which sucks, and my wife is working two jobs and goes to school and that also sucks. We only have one car between the two of us and that makes it hard. But enough of that nonsense. Tonight my wonderful thoughtful wife bought for me the first season of Saturday Night Live on DVD as a gift and it is wonderful. I made a great dinner, from a recipe that I made up, and we had many glasses of wine and adult themes were played out, but remember the Al Green song "Behind Closed Doors," I will tell you nothing of that. I bought my wife the book by my Sedaris, "I like You, Hospitality under the Influence." This book is brilliant. It was written for people like me and my wife who like their friends and like to have them over, but like their chemicals a little bit more. Everyone should check it out. I don't really have a point so I will leave you all with a poem I wrote earlier tonight:

I'm Drunk and
I have too much Gas,
Simon and Garfunkel
Kick a lotta Ass.

Peace.